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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:46

What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do Christians think voting for Trump is any better than voting for Kamala Harris?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How could NASA possibly land on the moon when it's impossible to reach the moon through the Earth's dome? Why are they making up such an obvious lie?

Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why can't the ISS take a picture of Earth and prove to the Flat Earth Society that Earth is not really flat?

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?

Moonraker

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Hey girls can we see some anal play?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

You Only Live Twice

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is it like to wear a kilt?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What is better, 4 more years of Trump with the media trying to hurt him, or 8 years of DeSantis with the media licking booty, or 4 to 8 years of RFK with the media hating on him all the time? (Biden is not an option, he can't win)

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

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-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

A kid threw a stone at my car. I confronted his mom (who was nearby). She said, "You can't prove it was my son." How should I have reacted?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do siblings (or other close relatives) stop visiting each other as they grow older? Why does this happen with so many people nowadays?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.